Thursday, October 29 2015
UCBT East Village
153 East 3rd St, New York, NY 10009
(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)
×1 ticket = $5
Are you afraid of the DARK? You will become Darkness.
Are you afraid of COMMITMENT? Your boy/girl/friend is here with a justice of the peace.
Are you afraid of SPIDERS? We have a spider.
Are you afraid of DISAPPOINTING YOUR PARENTS? Too bad. We invited them, and they don't get what any of this is.
Are you afraid of HOMOSEXUALITY? We are giving out free samples, and its you.
Are you afraid of EXPRESSING YOUR OPINION? We will make you write an op-ed or something.
Are you afraid of BUTTS? Look out behind you, our finger is in yours.
ALL OF YOUR FEARS ARE INSIDE OF THIS HOUSE ALL OF YOUR FEARS ARE INSIDE OF THIS HOUSE ALL OF YOUR FEARS ARE INSIDE OF THIS HOUSE.
Also, there will be comedy, and this show is 95% cheaper than Sleep No More.
Just a few things you need to be aware of...
You are buying ticket totaling $
You have 10 minutes to complete payment once you click proceed.
Get there 15 minutes early or your seat may be lost.
Know Where to Go
We have a few different locations, make sure you are going to the right one.
No Refunds or Exchanges
ALL purchases are final. Please don't ask for a refund.
Lineup May Change
The performers listed may not all be present.
(1) NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES. Double check show title, date, time and location before purchasing.
(2) BE ON TIME. General admission. Late arrivals may not be guaranteed entry due to disruption of performance.
(3) KNOW YOUR LOCATION.
(4) LINEUPS MAY CHANGE.